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My Face About Me Some of My Favorite Posts (Although Clearly All of My Posts Are Pure Gold)

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humor. hot guys. cute animals. random shit. yay.

Jul 12 2014

Being tall is a lot like being pregnant: people constantly remark on it and you get stretch marks.

Jul 12 2014

(Source: appaandoogi, via helyon)

Jul 12 2014

corpish:

*takes butt pic* assthetic

(via urtube)

lol

Jul 12 2014

(via gayyyrados)

Jul 12 2014

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via thatkidcallednick)

Jul 12 2014

My entire life like

My entire life like

(Source: dewogong, via rickymartinofficial)

Jul 12 2014

yaboyjkill:

This is the most important .gif in human history


true statement

yaboyjkill:

This is the most important .gif in human history

true statement

(via gayyyrados)

Jul 12 2014

lol

Jul 12 2014

dulect:

listen up you little bitch

dulect:

listen up you little bitch

(Source: bleatbleatbleat, via guy)

lol

Jul 11 2014

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

image

You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

(Source: smallplantfriend, via jerkofficial)

Jul 11 2014

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

lol

Jul 11 2014

(Source: crossbeams, via comprecation)

Jul 11 2014

Jul 11 2014

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

(via koolaidicecubes)

Jul 11 2014

Anonymous said: are u going to have sex before marriage?

perks-of-being-chinese:

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